Oh, the places you'll go!
Some things you can just do when you are Angelina Jolie and, though I am not Angelina Jolie, I am not afraid to talk about those things. One of those things would be wearing this delightful halter dress to one's wedding without incurring the wrath of Never teh Bride. Damn, I'm a straight woman and I am practically attracted to this woman.
Boy howdy...is this little old dowdy girl jealous of this here man eating lioness. If she marries Pitt, I am going to swear off looking at her picture forever. She ought to stay single for life.